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A yeti is a beast related to a sasquatch that lives in the Himalayas. It is renowned for its generous dick growth and the healing powers of the Yeti Dick. It is also known for the brew it makes from Himalayan snow and its own pubic hair: Yeti Liquor.

The Yeti Dick Edit

the yeti's dick is its most valued treasure. It only grows back every blood moon, so the yeti must guard the dick until then. Afterwards, it rolls it down the mountain to the local village where Guy Fieri takes it and uses it in his cooking- after a good suckling from his blowhole

Ways to obtain a good Yeti Dick Edit

A good way to obtain a yeti dick is as follows:

take a nugget of bog gold and boil it in a bag of sputum. Then lure the yeti down the mountain with an at least amazing rendition of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart". If he comes down, give him the sputum, which will make the yeti seize its dick in a righteous fury and tear it off, and hand it to you.